Disappointments

He died for your sins… but not for your nonsense. This heavenly roast from above features the King of Kings in his ultimate “I’m not mad, just eternally disappointed” stance. Perfect for when you’re over people, but still slightly holy about it.

Blessed for brunch, judgmental enough for church.
Soft. Sarcastic. Sacrilegiously spot-on.

Forgive them, Father—because you’ve stopped trying.