Eff Off

Because sometimes, words just aren't enough—and neither is therapy. Enter this majestic crow, silently judging everyone from its dead little tree, while you loudly scream “F-CAW-F” without actually saying a word. It's poetic. It's passive-aggressive. It's fashion with feathers and attitude.

Perfect for Mondays, family gatherings, or any time someone asks, “Why are you like this?”
Soft, stylish, and just edgy enough to get side-eyes from your HOA.

Warning: may cause uncontrollable smirking and the sudden urge to caw at people