Just Waiting

Tired of pretending to enjoy summer BBQs and family functions when your soul is wrapped in cobwebs and candle smoke? Same. He gets it. He’s not plotting. He’s just bored… and silently judging the rest of the year until spooky season hits.

This shirt is for anyone who thrives on pumpkin guts, horror marathons, and the smell of seasonal depression with a hint of cinnamon.
Comfortable enough for carving pumpkins or silently lurking behind hedges.

Wear it. Wait for it. And maybe stab a calendar.